Why did Australia once declare war on emus with machine guns and famously lose?

Blog Post Title: Feathered Foes & Failed Firepower: Why Did Australia Once Declare War on Emus with Machine Guns and Famously Lose?

Introduction

Imagine a national army, equipped with machine guns, declaring war on… birds. It sounds like absurdist fiction, but in 1932, Australia did just that. Facing a feathered menace overwhelming farmlands, the military was deployed in what became known as the "Great Emu War." This bizarre chapter in history saw soldiers pitted against thousands of large, flightless birds, resulting in a surprising outcome: the emus, by most accounts, won. This wasn't a war in the traditional sense, but a pest control operation escalated to military levels. This post delves into the peculiar circumstances that led Australia to deploy machine guns against emus and explores exactly why this campaign ended in frustration and failure for the military.

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Setting the Scene: A Plague of Emus

The story begins in the Campion district of Western Australia during the harsh years following World War I and the onset of the Great Depression. The government had encouraged settlement in marginal farming areas, often by returned soldiers. These new farmers cultivated wheat, inadvertently creating an ideal environment for native wildlife.

Following their breeding season in 1932, an unusually large population of emus – estimated at around 20,000 – began their seasonal migration towards the coast. They discovered the newly established farms offered abundant food and water. The emus caused havoc:

They devoured and trampled crops on a massive scale.
They damaged the rabbit-proof fences, vital infrastructure designed to protect farmland, allowing rabbits and other pests to invade.

Facing ruin, the desperate farmers, many of whom were veterans, appealed to the government for help. They specifically requested the use of machine guns, believing it the most effective way to deal with the large, tough birds.

The Military Steps In: Operation Emu

Responding to the farmers' pleas and political pressure, the Minister of Defence, Sir George Pearce, authorized military involvement. It wasn't quite a formal declaration of war, but rather a pest-culling operation using military personnel and equipment.

In late October 1932, Major G.P.W. Meredith of the Royal Australian Artillery was dispatched from Perth. His "army" consisted of:

Two soldiers (Sergeant S. McMurray and Gunner J. O'Halloran).
Two Lewis automatic machine guns.
10,000 rounds of ammunition.
A cinematographer to capture the expected swift victory for publicity purposes.

The initial plan seemed straightforward: corner the large flocks and mow them down with sustained machine-gun fire. Expectations were high for a quick resolution.

The Campaign Crumbles: Emu Tactics and Military Frustration

The operation officially began on November 2nd, 1932. Reality quickly proved far more challenging than anticipated.

First Attempt: Elusive Targets

The initial encounters were disastrously ineffective.

Speed and Agility: Emus proved remarkably fast (capable of bursts up to 50 km/h or 30 mph) and surprisingly agile, scattering erratically when fired upon. Hitting them was difficult.
Unexpected Tactics: The birds didn't congregate in dense, easily targetable mobs as hoped. Ornithologist Dominic Serventy later commented that the emu command "had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics." They split into small, unpredictable groups.
Tough Hides: Even when hit, the emus' thick feathers and tough skin meant they often required multiple shots to bring down.
Equipment Issues: Machine guns occasionally jammed, and the vast distances meant accuracy suffered.

After several days and thousands of rounds fired (reports suggest nearly 2,500 rounds for potentially fewer than 50 kills initially, though later figures varied), the first attempt was called off on November 8th amidst growing frustration and negative press. Major Meredith himself reportedly noted the emus' resilience and evasiveness, comparing them to elusive Zulu warriors.

Second Attempt: Limited Success, Mounting Ridicule

Following intense lobbying from farmers, the campaign resumed on November 13th. Major Meredith adopted different tactics, focusing on smaller groups and ambushes. While the kill rate per bullet improved somewhat (reports suggest around 986 kills for 9,860 rounds by the end), the operation remained costly and fundamentally inefficient.

The emus seemed to adapt, becoming warier and maintaining greater distances. Meanwhile, the media coverage turned increasingly critical and mocking, both within Australia and internationally. Headlines questioned the use of military resources against birds, painting the operation as a costly farce.

Why the Emus 'Won'

The military officially withdrew on December 10th, 1932. The "war" was over, and the emus were largely victorious. The failure stemmed from several factors:

Unsuitable Tactics: Conventional military tactics and machine guns were ill-suited for controlling fast, scattered wildlife across vast, open terrain.
Emu Biology and Behaviour: The birds' speed, erratic movements, resilience, and tendency to disperse made them exceptionally difficult targets.
Cost and Inefficiency: Expending vast amounts of ammunition for relatively few kills was unsustainable.
Public Perception: Negative publicity and ridicule undermined political support for the operation.

Ultimately, the emus "won" not through direct combat, but because the human strategy was fundamentally flawed and impractical against their natural defences and behaviour.

Conclusion

The Great Emu War of 1932 remains one of history's most unusual human-wildlife conflicts. It wasn't a war in the traditional sense, but a stark illustration of how conventional military force can be surprisingly ineffective against the challenges posed by nature. The Australian military's "defeat" at the hands of emus stemmed from a combination of underestimating their foe, using inappropriate tools for the job, and the sheer difficulty of controlling a large, fast, and resilient wild animal population in its natural habitat. While the farmers eventually received assistance through bounties and improved fencing, the Emu War serves as a bizarre yet informative historical footnote – a reminder of the limits of human power and the sometimes comical, sometimes frustrating intersection of human settlement and the wild.